do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
