But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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