Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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