just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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