My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Randomize
