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say what?
wanna hang out?
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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