so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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