I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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