K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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