just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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