I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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