this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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