Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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