Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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