i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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