I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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