I don't usually arrange sex via text message
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
You are a genius and a whore.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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