found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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