I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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