this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Randomize
