Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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