The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
He shit in the fireplace
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