So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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