Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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