Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
tell your sister to shave her snatch
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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