Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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