quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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