Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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