Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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