LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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