sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
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