But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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