even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
You had me at "let me see your balls"
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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