if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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