i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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