Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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