this beer tastes like vomit already
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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