we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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