I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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