I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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