hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I made him laugh his dick is mine
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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