kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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