I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Its about making memories worth repressing
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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