So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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