i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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