Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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