Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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