Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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