Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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