id be glad to
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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