I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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