Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
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