worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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